| Sunday, July 4th, 2010 |
| 7:33 pm |
I just talked on the phone with my mom for a half an hour and didn't argue or get lectured once! |
| Saturday, June 26th, 2010 |
| 4:08 pm |
You Know You Love Me Who wants to be my hero and icon Jesy McKinney for me? I'll love you for ever and pay in favors or flesh! |
| Saturday, March 13th, 2010 |
| 6:21 am |
Oh an hour and a half of sleep we meet again! How I have missed you! Though not even you can get me down today since in two hours or so I am hopping in Enrique (my PT Cruiser) and we are zooming off to pick up Rain from the airport. If my pathetic tired ass knew how to do any html at the moment there would be a nifty link to her journal and it would sparkle brighter than the entire Cullen family in a tanning salon.
Oooh well excuse my terrible puns and shortness I just felt like I hadn't updated in a looong time so here it is. I am off to work on Glamy til the baby wakes up! |
| Friday, February 19th, 2010 |
| 6:03 am |
So while I've been laying in bed for three days watching the Olympics, True Blood, LA Ink, and Golden Girls on loop I decided somewhere along the way to look on the bright side... Ready?
NO NEED FOR CRUNCHES!I got Abs of steel bitches, Abs. Of. Steel! |
| Saturday, February 6th, 2010 |
| 12:54 am |
WARNING: Log whinny bitching post ahead! So today I am twenty. Hooray for birthdays and all the like but I swear on my mothers eyes mine is cursed. Today except for a few breaks of sunshine (thanks for the flowers lover face) was sheer and utter crap. It poured all day and I don't mean like it rained hard for a little bit then sprinkled and poured again. No it all out rained so that the sand traps on the golf course are like pits of quick sandy death. As if the rain of doom was not enough... I had the effing stomach flu. That awesome one where all you can have is water and saltines and even then your stomach hates you for putting those in there. So none the less I had to work for a couple of hours until my boss was like "you look like death go lay down."
The thing is it's not just me it effects... it all my friends too. One of my friends broke up with her boyfriend over something that should be forgiven and other got hurt at work. February 5th is a curse on this world. If you don't believe me ask Washington DC and all the snow they're getting. Oh and by the way Harold my Beta died too. He had a bad case of ick when I brought him home from the pet store.
Promise to much more cheerful next time. |
| Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010 |
| 11:28 pm |
Well as I am pretty sure the only one who knows this exists right now is Tessa, I'm just going to ramble on and not really care! Actually I don't even know what you put in this frigging thing. How about... my extreme love affair for Vince the slap chop man. Sure he beats up hookers and they beat him up in return but he's still the pitchman of my heart. Soon he will no longer sell cheap ass stuff or be the subject of youtube remixes... soon he will rule the Infomercial World! Perhaps it's his tweakiness or the way he say your gonna love my nuts but either way that man could sell me anything as long as he threw it backwards over his shoulder into a sink. I LOVE YOU VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP!
Okay obviously I was more than a little bored at felt the need to update this thing but the life of a Nanny is boring. Unless you want to hear me rant about how Dora is teaching the little one spanish before she even know the words in english... Ay carumba. |